Don't lose your head

So while I was in college, I took my computer over to my friends' place to play Starcraft. One night, they all went out and I stayed in to "watch their place." Well, I'm quietly using my computer by myself when a cockroach crawled out from under the couch. Normally I would have screamed like a little girl, but this time the joke was on the roach - one of my friends had enormous feet, so I grabbed one of his sandals and squashed the bug. Apparently I hit him pretty hard, because his head popped right off. I guess I was in the middle of some game or something, because instead of throwing it away immediately I just left it there on the carpet. Well, a good thirty minutes later I did scream like a girl when the decapitated cockroach jumped up and started dancing around. Ugh, I hate those things.