Max Brenner

So we're having brunch at this chocolate bar in New York City, and one of the guys in our group is waiting on his girlfriend to meet us there. He keeps looking at the door, so we start making fun of him and saying that he made her up. Well, she finally shows up with a couple of her friends. After she gets settled in, he's like "What's in that bag?" And she's like, "Oh, it's nothing."
So he opens the bag up and is like, "Is that a 40?" And she's like, "That's theirs" and points at her friends. And he opens up the rest of the bag and says, "There's three 40s in here!" It wasn't actually that bad since they were just Smirnoff Ice, and it's not like she was drunk or anything. But still, I gave her props later for drinking in the middle of the day like that.