That only works on tv

So this past May, I was unfortunately working out in Omaha. My co-worker was staying at the Courtyard by Marriott Hotel, but after a week or so I decide to stay across the street. Anyways we get in the shuttle Thursday night, and the driver is all like "Did you hear what happened last night?" And we're like no, so he tells us about how a cop came to that hotel to arrest some identity theft suspects and got hit over the head with a vase and ended up shooting the perps. Pretty crazy. I asked my co-worker if he heard the gunshots, but apparently he didn't.