I Spy

A friend of mine once told me that I have a really intense stare. Right sweetheart, I'm sure it's not because you're totally hot or anything that I look at you so hard.

Apparently she was right, though. I went to a strip club and while this girl was giving me a lap dance, she asked me why I kept looking her in the eye. I could tell that she was really uncomfortable, so I had to avert my gaze towards her ass or something else equally unsatisfying. I don't actually think this story was that interesting, but my friends all laughed their collective ass off today so I just thought I'd share.