Cell Phones

You know what really grinds my gears? Those signs at the gas station that prohibit the use of cell phones. I mean, I would understand if they gave a legitimate reason: it's fine if you hate cell phones, just say it. Don't try to make up some trash about how the spark from a phone can start a fire and blow up a gas station. I know it happened in Zoolander, and it was pretty sweet, but that's never happened in real life. Stop trying to hide behind urban myths.