Always bet on Blak

I can't decide whether this stuff is carbonated coffee, or coke that just smells like coffee. Regardless, its hard to find. It all started with New Coke, which was really terrible and everyone hated it. Coca-Cola switched back to its old formula, but ever since has been afraid to introduce new flavors; that's why it took Coke Light so long to come here (yes it's here, we just call it Diet Coke with Splenda).

So Coke Blak was released in limited distribution. What this means for us is that we can see billboards for it around town, but not see the actual product on shelves. Well, screw that. I was at the Super Target on Main Street last weekend with a couple friends, and we bought out the store's whole supply of this stuff. That's right, over $120 worth of soda. I went into a near-panic when I discovered there was a loose bottle in a freezer at the front, but I settled down once I convinced myself that it was the only one. The sad thing is, I don't even like this stuff all that much. I mean, I don't like soda and I don't drink coffee. What am I doing with their bastard child? Hoarding it, that's what.